President — 2026-03-16

“The public record — uncut, unrated, un-rewound.”

When President convenes on March 16, 2026, First Mate Marina dives for the sunken agenda while Captain D raises his lantern over the murk of civic jargon. Pip tallies every vote from the wheelhouse of the steamboat "Public Record." Recorded live off the public record — no agenda packet located. Captain D and his crew sail the municipal waterways, lifting the fog off the public record so anyone can follow along.