President — 2026-06-15

“The fog rolls in. The record rolls on.”

When President convenes on June 15, 2026, First Mate Marina dives for the sunken agenda while Captain D raises his lantern over the murk of civic jargon. Pip tallies every vote from the wheelhouse of the steamboat "Public Record." Recorded live off the public record — no agenda packet located. Captain D and his crew sail the municipal waterways, lifting the fog off the public record so anyone can follow along.